This historical text could also be entitled "Be careful what you wish for--especially in regard to pictures."
So. This is an early morning edition, so you can start your day off with a hearty belly chuckle.
Who had the under on me giving up on the internet dating at the two week mark?
Because that would be the winner.
Why the cynicism and quitter attitude, you ask?
Because of this:
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| To be clear, I'm taking my brother's advice and using stock photos, rather than the real ones. Sure, I don't think there is much of a chance that I'd get sued or anything, but I think it is better for my karma not to use the real photos. Plus, it is kinder. And trust me. This one is damn close. It should be noted, from the site, the photo said this man was 50. Yep, you read that right. 50. (My brother wins for best comment. "Sis, why do you have a black and white picture of dad?) |
You get the idea.
For further explanation, let me clarify. Going between the laptop and the app are two very different experiences. Laptop, obviously, is way easier to navigate.
App just "finds singles near you." And that guy was the first single near me.
Dude. Why the face? Quality algorithms my ass.
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